• Style

    A Textile Survey

    Even though we’re all wheelchair-users, our needs regarding clothes still vary person to person. I know that for me, since I’m 5’10 with really long legs, and I sit all day, I need extra-long inseams on all of my pants, but not every other gimp is like me… I also need: – A long torso in my shirts so they don’t ride up, exposing my belly. – Non-bell/flowy sleeves. – Skirts that aren’t above the knee. – No long jackets; they just bunch-up behind my back. – Fabric that moves and no bulky seams. – No itchy fabric like wool. With that said, what do you look for in pants, shirts, jackets,…

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    Why Do I Have This Incessant Desire to Ride In a Sidecar?

    I’ve had this reoccurring obsession with sidecars over the past year. There’s no explanation for it really. It kind of just came out of no where. But, if I had to pin-point its beginnings, I’d have to say it was when I saw this uber cute semi-elderly couple tooling down Washington Ave. in a vintage motorcycle/sidecar “extravaganza” one day. I was giddy at the sight! Why? Because it dawned on me that I, despite my disability, could be that passenger in the sidecar. Riding in a sidecar was still an option for me; an option I’d never even considered up until that point. Blame it on the fact I was born in 1979;…

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    Colbert and Gorlock

    So let’s face it, The Colbert ReporT hasn’t been at peak performance lately, being that all of their writers are currently on strike. But (and this is a big “but” here), the creation of Gorlock, an alien financial advisor recommended to Steven by crazy-Scientologist-midget, Tom Cruise, is some of the funniest shit I’ve seen on TV in a long time…especially when Steven bitches about how Gorlock gave him bad financial advice (or never even called him), when the Stock Market tanked the other day. Go laugh yourself some tears of pure, unadulterated alien-joy: Go now. Must watch Gorlock. – Tiff