You’re looking at it, folks: The Shoprider Scooter
For $6595.00 you too can have this ENCLOSED (with wipers even!) scooter, that can be your new favorite mode of transportation. Forget your legs, your bicycle, or your Hooveraround Chair, this all-weather scooter is the NEW way for lazy folks AND old folks alike, to get their asses around town.
At least (bleh) it runs on a battery.
Conclusion: Do I think this goes too far? A big, resounding yes.