Anyone who spends nearly $5k on a pair of pumps needs to be shot.
Christian Louboutin Simple Croc Pump: $4,645.
What’s with the ridiculous price, Christian? Was the croc killed to make these the famous croc from Romancing the Stone or something?
I get my sexy pumps from Target, thank you very much. Like these babies. And they’re only $29.99! They may not be real croc and they may not last 50 years, but do I really need them to? I get sick of most shoes after a few years anyways.
PS. Even if I had the money I would never waste it on shoes this expensive. I’d rather go to Paris for a week, which you could easily do for $5k.