You’re looking at it, folks: The Shoprider Scooter
For $6595.00 you too can have this ENCLOSED (with wipers even!) scooter, that can be your new favorite mode of transportation. Forget your legs, your bicycle, or your Hooveraround Chair, this all-weather scooter is the NEW way for lazy folks AND old folks alike, to get their asses around town.
At least (bleh) it runs on a battery.
Conclusion: Do I think this goes too far? A big, resounding yes.
– Tiff
Does anyone other than me remember the OUTDOOR McDonald’s Playlands they used to have? THEY WERE TEH AWESOME. I had my 7th bday at the one in St. Paul and there was a trolley (yes, a trolley) that took you from the restaurant, up a short ways up this hill, to the crazy awesome playland, with things such as THIS!
THE HAMBURGLAR JAIL!
I’m guessing like with most things from the ’80s, it went away due to liability reasons.
I bought what are seriously some of the best quad-friendly and SEXY! (who woulda thunk-it) shoes last week.
Here are they are: “Lisabelle” Mary-Jane’s by Guess. And they come with fashionable Velcro straps! Now that, my friends, will win me over everytime ($59.99 at Macy’s).
– Tiff
She may just be a poorer version of Paris Hilton (here’s her scenester blog), but hey, the girl’s got mad makeup style, and one can’t help but give her kudos for that. And Urban Decay (one of the raddest makeup brands out there) agrees.
As part of their Spring Looks 2008 Collection, Cory is featured as one of the makeup divas.
I am in total love with the above look: Hot pink pigment dusted around the eye, a little above the lash line, then smudged outward for that hawt “cat eye” effect, and then they finish it off with some sparkly violet pigment all around the top and bottom lash lines. Love it.
Just member, if you do your eyes big like this, do a nude glossy lip or just a very light pink lip, otherwise you’ll look like a drag queen. But hey, if you wanna look like a drag queen, be my guest…
– Tiff
I thought it’d be interesting to survey you gals/guys, and see what kinds of products you keep in your shower. An insight, if you will, into your BRAIN!
My shower accouterments:
– Bead Head Dumb Blonde shampoo and conditioner
– Aveda Blue Malva conditioner (I use it once/week to keep my bleached hair from getting brassy. Amazing stuff. Just don’t use it every day or it WILL turn your hair blue)
– Dove Go Fresh Body Wash in Lemongrass & Grapefruit scent (I love anything with a citrus scent…mmmm)
– Skintimate Raspberry Rain shave gel (Gotta love this crazy foam)
– Gillette Venus Shaver (No, I don’t think I’m a goddess. Hate their tagline, love the product)
– Shower CD Radio with mirror (Ugh, my under-eye circles stare at me each morning. At least I’m listening to tunes though)
– And my boyfriend’s Old Spice High Endurance “Fresh” Body Wash (After he showers the edntire condo smells like Ron Burgandy’s pad)
Your turn!
– Tiff
No feline. The $20,000 powerchair IS NOT yours.
This is the way ladies to plump-up your lips without a needle: Lip Injection
I just bought myself a tube at Sephora last week and fell in love; also fell for the brand (Too Faced) too. Even though:
A) It’s spendy ($18.50)
B) It can kinda hurt when you apply it (barely; it tingles. don’t be a pussy!)
C) One application doesn’t last hours, but hey, it’s still a great product.
– Tiff
Do they even exist? Anyone know?
If not, SHAME ON YOU SAUNA MAKERS.
We all should have an equal opportunity for some hot sauna love.
Oh yeah. I want me some cedar-scented tryst. Now.
– Tiff
Admit it. We’ve all done it. After transferring into bed at night, you realize you’ve been rolling around all day with some embarrassingly bizarre object that has somehow attached itself/instered itself into your chair.
It’s fess-up time, people. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found on your wheelchair, that either you unknowingly, or someone else, put there?
Here’s my list:
– Makeup pencil sharpener that hitched a ride on my footrests all day.
– Makeup brush that managed to fall alongside my ass on my seat cushion.
That’s where that went?!
– Beach sand from Sanibel Island in FLORIDA that was still in my wheelwell, discovered after I had been back at home in MN for 6 mos.
– French fries, popcorn, and other tasty food (no, I’m not saving it for later).
Your turn!
– Tiff
