– Tiff
Category: Blog
What Do You Appreciate More…Now?
How has your disability influenced you in such a way, that you appreciate certain things more than “everyone else?”
It’s funny. For me – over all these crazy years of having a SCI – “The Little Things Tiff Appreciates” list has grown exponentially.
Here are mine:
– A hot cup of coffee WITH creamer (ok, maybe everyone loves this one, but it had to be said).
– Sunshine. Even those blessed 30 seconds when the clouds shift, and the sun shines on my face for a moment in time, as I drive down the freeway and like magic, I warm up, can be orgasmic.
– “Fresh scent” oil candles by Glade, glowing at night in my completely dark living room. The sight, the smell, can make all the hassles of everyday quad-life go away…for awhile at least.
– My kitty “Pixie” kneading the faux white fur rug on her favorite chair. No matter how many times I see her do it, it just melts my heart. OMG cuuute!
– And getting into my poufy, comfy bed at the end of the day (feather duvet included) whilst watching Iron Chef America. Sooooo comfortable, relaxing, and I’m finally OUT of my chair (bleh…let’s face it. It gets old by the time 10pm hits). 8 blessed hours of non-chair life, here I come!
Ok, your turn. Start typing 🙂
– Tiff
What’s Pissing Me Off – The April 6th Edition
To all over you annoying male C5-6 (and lower) quads out there (I’m sorry to say this…), but fuck you.
I’m SO sick and tired of these machismo “know it all” SCI men who have the same injury level as me, and tell me I didn’t work hard enough in rehab and that I should be able to transfer myself and do all of my OWN cares.
Fuck you for being so pompous!
What?? You don’t think I worked my ass off hard enough in rehab to try to be as independent as possible? Needing PCA’s everyday SUCKS ASS, I hate it, so how can you accuse me of being lazy?
Simply put: Men, with SCI or without SCI, will always and forever have more (and stronger) muscle groups than us females. It’s a proven fact. THAT’S why you’ll commonly see a C6 quad guy who can transfer himself, but a woman with the same injury who cannot. Saying she’s lazy is nothing but offensive.
Ok, rant over.
– Tiff
PS. This just really needed to be said. I’ve had this continual criticism directed towards me from SCI men for 14+ years. Stop being jackholes, ok?
A Geek’s Wet Dream Come True…Courtesy of Mariah
You guys simply MUST watch this new video by Mariah Carey (currently #1) called “Touch My Body.”
Imagine if a “Geek Squad” type employee got called to fix Ms. Carey’s DSL…an hysterical fantasy ensues….
– Tiff
The Thing About Wheelchairs See…
…is that no matter how careful you are, your plaster 1 foot and lower on ALL OF YOUR WALLS, AND your carpet (if you have some that is, vs wood floors) WILL eventually (I guarantee you) get ruined.
So save up, my wheely-friends of the world. You’ll need a nice savings buffer to make your home seem…umm….presentable, after you’ve dented, cracked, made holes, in the walls throughout your home thanks to your trixxy back wheels or annoyingly sharp-edged foot rests.
I know I have. Of course, the copious amounts of red wine I drink befote the plaster demolition or carpet staining commences, likely doesn’t help.
– Tiff
Target Buy of the Week: SK Foundation Brush
I know, I know….my whole “Target Buy of the Week” series hasn’t exactly been a weekly thing. My apologies for that. My freelancing career has been going stronger than ever, so my leisurely visits to Target have been far and few between <insert Tiff’s whiney whine here>
But alas! I’ve found a Target-based blogworthy product recently. And even better, it’s getting posted today – a Monday – the most respectable day of the week (or so says Wall Street).
Sonia Kashuk’s Nylon No. 15 Foundation Brush for $9.99 is a VERY, very wise purchase, ladies. Why you ask? Well, here you go:
– Sponges are a shitty way to apply foundation. Sponges soak up your foundation and essentially waste your makeup, requiring you to buy more of your favorite (and expensive) foundation before you should really have to. And they’re bacteria-ridden! Ew.
– Same with the fingers. Applying foundation with your fingers/skin is not only hard to do (not even pro’s can do it this way), you’re foundation won’t go on smooth and will be cakey in various spots throughout your face. Definitely not a sexy look. Men hate cakey foundation.
See, I use MAC’s liquid foundation ($20+/bottle) and I’ve found this cheap nylon foundation brush to be a boon to my makeup regimen. It seriously glides on my foundation like the most silkiest pair of stockings imaginable, and it’s only $9.99?! Do you realize at MAC, or at any other high-end makeup store, you’d be paying at least twice that amount?
This brush is so full of “win” I don’t even know where to begin…go buy it!
– Tiff
Not Really True For Most…
If They’re Bigger Are They Meaner?
Dude. Look at these GIANT starfish that were just found at the bottom of our crazy/lovely planet.
Giant Marine Life Found in Antarctica
This makes the “Zissou” member in my very, very giddy. Stevsie, does this call for an expedition?
– Tiff
Free Stuff = Win
Who doesn’t like free stuff? Seriously. Even celebs go gah-gah over swag bags at awards shows and they have more money than GOD.
So here is my gift to you:
The Livejournal (LJ) “FreeStuff” Community
I just joined this community a couple of months ago and so far have amassed quite the collection of free shit. Even today I recieved some “fake tears” frrom Bauch & Lomb. Don’t need them. My eyes are fine, but HEY they’re free!
Oh this community is so full of win I don’t even know where to begin…
– Tiff
PS. You must have a free LJ account to join.
Evil Still Exists, People
Very sad , but something that needs to be shared:
Disabled Pregnant Woman Used As Target Practice, Dies
My question is a simple one: What makes people this cruel? She was obvious not a threat, she had the mentality of a child so they couldn’t very well hold her accountable for anything she may have said/done that might have pissed them off. But to TORTURE, IMPRISON HER in a basement for months on end….WHY, why, WHY?
What do they get out of this??
– Tiff