OMG…aren’t these just about the coolest thigh-highs ever created?! StockinGirl sells these “Tattoo Parlour Thigh Highs” for $22.99, but since they’re so incredibly unique, they’re on back-order. Something tells me these stockings are worth the wait though…. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it once again: The absolute best way to dress-up otherwise atrophied paralyzed, skinny legs, is to go the printed tights/thigh-highs route. You can thank me later 🙂 -Tiff

I’m currently infatuated with these Hibiscus Print Sheer Thigh Highs.   I’ve bought several pairs of StockinGirl’s wickedly awesome printed thigh-highs before, and have always received the best compliments ever, ranging from, “Where did you buy those?!” to (the funniest), “Are those tattoos?” ‘Cause when you wear a skirt with these printed thigh-highs, some dolts actually think they’re tattoos. Pretty amusing stuff, not to mention a great (and easy) way to accessorize from a chair. Price: $22.99 – Tiff

While perusing the ‘net this weekend, I came across a revelation of sorts in the realm of corsetry for wheelchair-users (and no, when I say corset I do not mean an abdoninal binder. ew). Thanks to Bridget from The Girls Next Door, a E! reality-show based on Hugh Hefer and his three blonde bombshell girlfriends, who live in his mansion in LA, Bridget (Hef’s 2nd gf. She’s 2nd to Holly and I believe Kendra is 3rd; not quite sure how this all works out though. ha) gave him a striptease (for his huge) 80th birthday party. image to the left) wearing a MATCHING UNDERBUST CORSET AND RUFFLY BRA! Hello, baby!! Talk about “lightbulb in Tiff’s head” city!…

Say adios to the same old boring lingerie you’ve been finding at Victoria’s Secret at Target all these years, and say bon jour to sexy lingerie designers, Agent Provacateur. With celebrity spokesperson Maggie Gyllhenhaal, how can this company go wrong? Be prepared for overly-French, high-priced, yet highly unique lingerie, with certain items having a S&M flair. Remember, just because you’re sitting doesn’t make you any less desirable. Avoid the corsets, however. For most corsets (unless they’re custom-made for your seated torso) will be too long and flip-up, if you will, at the waistline where the corset hits your lap. Happy sexy time! http://www.agentprovocateur.com/